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| Our new year’s resolution | 我們的新年新希望呢 |
| My new year’s resolution is… | 我的新年新希望是… |
| This year, my resolution－ | 我今年的目標－ |
| So my new year’s resolution－ | 我的新年計畫是－ |
| This year－ | 今年我要－ |
| This year－ | 今年我要－ |
| This year－ | 今年我要－ |
| This year? | 今年的新希望? |
| I am gonna eat healthy. | 我要吃健康食物 |
| Flaccid…what the… | 低脂…什麼鬼啊 |
| Five cheeseburgers, please! | 5個起司漢堡! |
| I am gonna drink less. | 我要少喝點酒 |
| Can I buy you a drink? | 可以請妳喝一杯嗎? |
| No, thank you. | 不用了 謝謝 |
| Can I buy you a drink? | 可以請妳喝一杯嗎? |
| Alright… | 天啊… |
| I am gonna get a pet. | 我要養寵物 |
| Doggie!!! | 狗狗!!!!! |
| Why…(crying) | 不……… |
| Fishieeee!!! | 小魚兒!!!!! |
| Bye bye…(crying) | 永別了………(哭) |
| I am gonna study more. | 我要認真讀書 |
| Let’s do this! | 來吧! |
| I am gonna be more patient. | 我要更有耐心 |
| Oh look, a dime! | 看! 一毛錢耶 |
| My lucky day. | 我好幸運喔 |
| Yeah, but you know, I was reading a Sinoki, Thomas cars, right? The ones that drive themselves… | 噢對 我那天看了湯姆的車 他們說要自己開車去… |
| Gosh, this little thing is…a stinker. | 喔還真難撿 |
| I am gonna spend more time with my family. | 我要多陪伴家人 |
| Hi, mum～ | 媽咪～ |
| -When are you getting marry? -Bye, mum! | -妳什麼時候才要結婚? -我先閃啦 |
| God! | …?! |
| Little stinker right there, but I almost got this guy. Hold on. Bear with me a second. | 這毛錢也太固執 快拿起來了 再等一下 |
| We’re gonna learn how to bake! | 我們要學烘培! |
| This is gonna be fun. | 一定很有趣 |
| I want to die! | 殺了我吧! |
| How did this happen? | 怎麼會這樣?! |
| -You are the worst baker in the world! -I hate you! | -妳烘培超爛! -我討厭你! |
| I am gonna learn Chinese. | 我要學中文 |
| “Ni Hao Ma?” | 「妮豪嗎?」 |
| -Ni Hao Ma? -What the fuck did you just say? | -妮豪嗎? -你剛說沙小? |
| Sorry, I…I got get this going here. | 抱歉 等我一下 |
| PICK UP THE DIME! | 快給我撿起來! |
| -I am gonna learn to paint. -I am gonna read more. | -我要學畫畫 -我要看很多書 |
| Oh what the hell? | 也太多了吧?! |
| -“You are a wizard, Harry.” -“No way.”(Mimicking the movie lines.) | -「哈利，你是個巫師」 -「什麼? 這一定是搞錯了」(模仿電影對話內容) |
| Wes, is it done yet? | 韋斯 畫好沒? |
| I think so. | 差不多了 |
| Great. I can’t wait to see it. | 太好了 我好想看 |
| I love it! Oh my gosh, it’s amazing!! | 畫的真棒! 我的天啊 畫的超讚!! |
| Thank you sooo much, you are the best. | 穴穴韋斯～ 你最棒了♥ |
| -Five cheekyburger…haha -Oh my god… | -5個起輸漢堡…哈哈 -天啊… |
| Alright, alright…You know what, I am gonna… | 站好 拜託…誰來救救我 |
| My dog…my doggie is dead… | 我的狗…我的小狗兒死掉了… |
| I don’t know! I don’t know! What…I said…uh… | 我…!我…!呃…我說… |
| It’s page 53, right there. | 53頁 看到沒? |
| Say with me. | 和我說一次 |
| -ni –ni…ni | -你 -你 |
| -hao -hao | -好 -好 |
| -ma? -ma? | -嗎? -嗎? |
| -Here you go. -Perfect. | -這樣就對了 -說得真標準 |
| Thank you, guys. | 謝謝啦 |
| No problem, man. | 不客氣 |
| -I love albino Chinese people. -Me, too. | -我喜歡偽西方人 -我也是 |
| Just leave the dime! Man. | 不要撿了!!! 你很煩耶!!! |
| I am sorry, I am sorry. | 抱歉 對不起 |
| Leave it for what? Another stranger to come by and get it? | 幹嘛不撿? 難道要送給別人? |
| Take your time. | 是 請慢慢來 |
| Michael, I am trying, I don’t have many nails. Will you help me out? | 麥可 我很努力了 沒指甲又不是我的錯 幫一下好嗎? |
| You’re more patient. Just eight minutes on the meter. | 你還真有耐心 新年才過了8分鐘 |
| Oh, what the hell, Harry? | 哈利! 搞什麼? |
| Oh hell, no. Oh hell NO. | 偶的天啊 不會吧…?! |
| Alright, you got it? | 好了 畫得像嗎? |
| -You’re the next Fiago. -Thank you so… | -你簡直潛力無窮啊 -謝啦… |
| -Let’s do another one. -Yeah? | -再畫一張吧? -真的嗎? |
| -Yeah. -I’d love that. | -對呀 -太棒了 |
| -Let’s do it. -Okay. | -來吧 -好! |
新的一年開始，當然會有許多想達成的新年願望啦，但不知道各位的惰性跟編輯是不是一樣，總會在年尾時才驚覺：「完了，早就把原本的計畫拋到腦後…」
像是原本立志要吃的健康無負擔，就會變成以下情況…
I am gonna eat healthy. Flaccid…what the…我要吃健康食品。低脂？這什麼鬼阿？
Flaccid:鬆弛、不結實的
I am gonna study more. 我要認真讀書 Let’s do this! 來吧!
I am gonna be more patient. 我要更有耐心 Oh look, a dime! 看! 一毛錢耶
My lucky day. 我好幸運喔Yeah, but you know, I was reading a Sinoki, Thomas cars, right? The ones that drive themselves…噢對 我那天看了湯姆的車 他們說要自己開車去…
Gosh, this little thing is…a stinker. 喔還真難撿
Dime：一角硬幣
Stinker：討厭的事
We’re gonna learn how to bake! This is gonna be fun. 我們要學烘培! 一定很有趣
I want to die! 殺了我吧!
Bake:烘培
I am gonna learn Chinese. “Ni Hao Ma?” 我要學中文 「妮豪嗎?」 -Ni Hao Ma? -What the fuck did you just say? -妮豪嗎? -你剛說沙小?
Just leave the dime! Man. 不要撿了!!! 你很煩耶!!! I am sorry, I am sorry. 抱歉 對不起
Take your time. 是 請慢慢來Michael, I am trying, I don’t have many nails. Will you help me out? 麥可 我很努力了 沒指甲又不是我的錯 幫一下好嗎?
Take your time:慢慢來
Nail:指甲
You’re more patient. Just eight minutes on the meter. 你還真有耐心 新年才過了8分鐘
Patient:耐心
You’re the next Fiago. -Thank you so…你簡直潛力無窮啊 -謝啦-Let’s do another one. -Yeah? -再畫一張吧? -真的嗎?
看完以上對話後，各位也對今年的新願望更有信心一點吧，從現在起朝著希望前進一點都不晚，希望到年尾時大家都能達成自己的目標喔。
